Zombies are a nuisance. Zombies and fire are a catastrophe.
Herein your favorite “Complainer Extraordinaire” Scormus has a few things to say about how people are portrayed in Horror stories, be they in books, movies, and the like.
At some point in every man’s life, he has to ask himself: “Self, why don’t we drop trou and go for a run?” This is why you shouldn’t do that. Ever.